Nutter report: 13th March 2012

13 03 2012

In the vain hope this blog is beamed by radio telescope tens of light years away to the intelligent balloon monkeys of Gilese 581d as an example of what life is like on dear old planet Earth I feel it apt to relay what I have seen today as an example.

From Yahoo News:

9 year old girl gives birth.

For the benefit of the Gilesean Monloons this is not a normal thing for us humans. This is very bad.

How bad? Bad enough to generate this response from someone apparently capable of operating a keyboard (although not the Caps Lock it would seem)
CATS MARRYING DOGS?! WHAT NEXT!? SAVE US JESUS!!!!!Yeah Monloons, we’re out there and we roll like this. Be afraid.