God Emperor needs God Empress to rule galaxy with. Apply within.

21 09 2011

Even Hitler had a girlfriend and I need someone to share the adventure that is my life with. Recent events where I’ve let my foolish heart overrule my malevolent and imperious head have shown me that I need to crowd-source this search lest I make the same horrendous mistakes again.

But what kind of lady could someone like me want? Well I drew up two lists, one of essential things I would like in a partner in crime and one of things which would be nice but not a deal breaker if they aren’t there.

So here it is

Sense of humour
A geeky side
no interest in children
enjoys festivals
a kinky sex life
comfortable with my transvestitism
A lust for life that counterbalances my jaded cynicism
Aged 21-33
Not a heavy drinker
Looks like a Suicide Girl, alternative

Would be nice but not essential;

Not a fan of twilight
Lives near me
Similar taste in music (I have quite a broad taste so that’s not too hard)
A kooky, sideways look at life
welcomes our robot overlords 😉
a supe-rvillan streak like myself
likes a bifta or two
similar political views, likes a bit of fun at protests
Not a hypochondriac
Bit of a science nerd
Sociable (as in can goad me into being more sociable, especially during winter.)
Good at making/fixing dresses and doing make-up

So then, should you come across such an implausible and unlikely lady, someone who reminds you of me then by all means introduce us. This crazy ride isn’t as fun when there is no-one special to share it with.


To get the ball rolling these are the sort of pop culture characters that float my boat

Princess Aura from Flash Gordon because she is evil and kinky

Dr Mrs The Monarch because she is evil and kinky. I think you get the idea (incidentally after Google searching this I might add “enjoys cosplay” to the list!)