In which Laz takes a late night train.

31 01 2011

Musing upon the world from my plastic London Midland train carriage my eyes accidently make contact with the Train Mentalist, who was storming up and down the train like a man with a demented plan.
This plan now deviated so he could sit across from me. Bugger.
But fear not, I have a cunning plan!
I cleverly shut my eyes and willed him away with my reality bending powers and by the time my train passed Cheddington there was nowt left of him but a crumpled copy of The Sun.
The Train Mentalist.





Life in the Big Smoke

28 01 2011

A packed train pulls into Kensington, people rush off. One woman however dawdles, “you can’t get on until I get awf” she exclaims.”Well just push me then” she continues, in danger of looking her English reserve.
Once she departs the rest of the coach titters.
“Guess she isn’t a regular on this train then.”

A dashing young social media consultant records this slice of Information Age daily life on his smart phone, partly out of boredom but mainly just to play with his shiny toy.

A thousand years from now this one blog post is analysed by posthuman data miners on a planet a hundred light years from the bastard planet Earth. Between bouts of monstrous hedonism and incomprehensible geekery the posthumans muse upon how cruel & petty their short lived ancestors were.





10 O’Clock Live – My thoughts

20 01 2011

Well the first show of the much hyped 10 O’Clock Live on Channel 4 is in the can and what do I think.
Well live TV is a terrifying gamble. What people don’t realise about shows like Have I Got News For You and Mock The Week is there are hours of unseen footage where jokes bomb, guest fumble the punchline, everyone sits around for a few minutes thinking of something funny to say and Frankie Boyle makes baby Jesus cry with a Maddy McCann gag.
Out of all of the presenters I think Charlie Brooker came off the best. With his new haircut he seemed to be in his element, spitting rage and satire with both barrels.
David Mitchell clearly has the nerves, but then he’s more used to scripts and pre-recorded material but he can work on that. So long as he rants and stays angry he’ll pull through. I thought he lost control of the Bankers debate, he needs to have more a killer instinct (and maybe a bottle of scotch under the table.)
Jimmy Carr also seemed to suffer from the nerves but his background is standup, perhaps if his bits weren’t so scripted he can shine more.
Lauren Laverne, lovely lovely Lauren Laverne. I have a feeling she’s only there to take the edge off the swinging dicks, to be the soft feminine balance.
As for the segments, I liked the round table idea. It gave the presenters freedom to deviate from the script which is when I think they are at the funniest. The “satire” on American news wasn’t funny, Fox News is ripe for the piss taking and that wasn’t remotely close. If they want to take the mick out of the Yanks then get a yank to do it like Brooker has with Doug Stanhope.
Speaking of Brooker, I enjoyed his pre-recorded VT. Just like Newswipe and that is a good thing, plus it gives him a chance to show off his designer stubble (which I’m sure Konnie Huq has had a hand in.)
All in all this shows great promise. It’s not there yet, I would say this is version 0.8. The presenters need to settle into their roles, once that happens it will feel less stilted and more flowing.
What people on twitter failed to have realised tonight is that a live show (any show) needs time to find it’s feet. The Daily Show wasn’t built in a day.